Who does he think he is? Mr. Halliburton?

A young man was arrested in Fort Worth last week when he tried to cash a check for $360 billion dollars. The astute bank teller became suspicious and pressed the button that calls the cops. Turns out the young man had taken a check from his girlfriend's mother's purse and hoped to use the funds to start a record label. Gotta hand it to this fellow...when he rolled the dice, he rolled 'em big.